You know that feeling when you have a crush on someone, and all you wanna do is steal them stuff all the time, but you have to control yourself because you don't want to appear too eager, or get arrested?
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.