In case it's been awhile since you've enjoyed me in my natural environment -- from a safe distance, of course -- I'll be living it up tonight at Literally the Worst Show Ever!
This lineup is killer, and you can always count on Valley Bar blessing you with ridiculously cold AC. If you've never been before, get on it! If you have, go again! This show is always a fun time with plenty of surprises and top notch stand-up. Annnnnd the bar has skee-ball. Yeah, you heard me right, skee-ball. You're welcome to challenge me to a game if you'd like, but you will get schooled. Don't get me wrong, it'll be cute when you think you have the possibility of possibly winning, but you will be destroyed, most likely like you've never been destroyed before.
To get you totally pumped, here's a little sampler from the last show. If you watch carefully, you can catch me making a special appearance at the halfway mark, snapping the neck of some dude. Pretty typical for my Friday nights, really.
See you at the show! And why of course, you can certainly draw me an abstract representation of your soul on a bar napkin. I look forward to it.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.