My Tuesday Morning Eating Disorder

1. Try to talk the cat into getting me breakfast.
2. Try not to get mad at the cat for not getting me breakfast.
3. Remember that a cat is not physically capable of getting me breakfast.
4. Counter that though with the idea that -- apparently -- ANYTHING is possible.
5. Try to talk the cat into getting me breakfast.
6. Get mad at the cat for not getting me breakfast.
7. Skip breakfast.

I mean, I get her breakfast ALL the time; you'd think she could do it for me just once.