Tonight on Check, Please!

Local spinster Ronnie D takes us to her living room for dinner. 

Ronnie, tell us what you chose. 

Well, guy -- sweet vest, by the way -- I had the The I Cut These Veggies Instead of Myself Vegan Bagel Sandwich.

We're also joined by Sarah. Sarah, what were your impressions?

I have no idea how someone could live like that. I mean, at the very least, just clean off the table before you eat. . . And put some pants on while you're cooking. 

We're also joined by Other Sarah. Other Sarah, what did you think?

I think the Downward Spiral was playing at a level far too loud for casual dining. 

Well, looks like that's it until next time. Join us as Ronnie D goes out to eat, but just ends up sitting in her car and staring at the restaurant instead. 

Bon appetit!

(These people aren't real; I was dining alone -- well -- the cat was here. She had Sheba.)