But I got abducted by aliens out in the desert. They threw me back pretty much immediately, something about how I talked too much or something, but I was just trying to tell them how awesome that show Thursday night at Comedy Off Main Street was, but -- apparently -- live performance is passé in their solar system or whatever. Anyways, I found myself alone way north on the Bush Highway totally unprobed and everything which just goes to show you. . . I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNLOVABLE.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.