If you aren't going to sleep anyways.
So I'm in San Francisco now.
Rolled into my brother and brother-in-law's place after 3am the other night.
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW: We have another guest, but you won't have to worry about him in the house. He lives in his van.
ME: Oooh, is he straight?
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW: No.
ME: Of course. *sigh*
(FYI: This is not my brothers' street.)
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.