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12/10/2017

My Dream Wedding

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I'm currently at my parents' house watching a Four Weddings marathon. I figured this was as good a time as any to ask them: Since it's obvious I'll never be getting hitched, could I just have the money you've been saving for my wedding?

My mom replied, "Sure, there's a 10 in the jar on the counter."

Hell yeah . . .  

Do you, Ronnie D, take these nachos to be your late-night lover? To absorb your tears and convert your sadness to gas as long as you alone shall live?
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​I do. 


And, well, we all know what happened to my dowry. 


#SundayMorning
#wedding
#marriage
​#love

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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
    Please.

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