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12/10/2017 My Dream Wedding I'm currently at my parents' house watching a Four Weddings marathon. I figured this was as good a time as any to ask them: Since it's obvious I'll never be getting hitched, could I just have the money you've been saving for my wedding?
My mom replied, "Sure, there's a 10 in the jar on the counter." Hell yeah . . . Do you, Ronnie D, take these nachos to be your late-night lover? To absorb your tears and convert your sadness to gas as long as you alone shall live? I do. And, well, we all know what happened to my dowry. #SundayMorning #wedding #marriage #love Comments are closed.
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