Settle in for the conversation I had with Bill Laskowski and Matt Walker of Meat Sweats.
We talk about Bill's STUNNING baby-blue eyes, how the bartender at one of my shows recently showed me his dick in the middle of my set, and how I was apparently emotionally manipulated by a Build-a-Bear.
I also recommend that you print out the Meat Sweats profile picture and frame it on your desk at work.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.