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4/7/2016

Legg-ed Woman Seeks Merman with Clean Scales and a Big -- What's that Word Again?

Oh yeah . . . Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

​Hey, don't judge me. For centuries we've gotta hear about whether or not mermaids have lady parts and blah blah blah, and now you're all up in arms because I have specific criteria for a merman's junk? Talk about double standards. Geez. 

Anyhoo . . .

This show promises to possibly be THE BEST SHOW of the entire Bird City Comedy Festival. Don't miss it, or you'll be flopping around in bed with regret Sunday night like a merman I just dropped off at the bus stop 15 cents shy of correct bus fare. Don't blame me. It's a mer-eat-mer world out there. Well, if we're lucky. Am I right, ladies? What?! 

Get your tickets here. Use promo code DINGLEHOPPER to know what I used to comb my hair before the show.

Sunday, April 10 at the Renaissance Hotel -- 6:00 pm

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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
    Please.

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