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1/13/2019 I've Gotta Find a New Place to LiveSo I've been watching tenant makeup tutorials on Pornhub. I wanna make a good first impression. Apparently, the trick is to use eyeliner and spit to draw attention away from your credit history and lack of verifiable income. Hmmm. . . *tries to spit in hand but is too dehydrated from all the coffee* FUCK!! *grabs her tent and a bucket instead*  #SpILF
PS: My apologies to the cafe and its patrons fresh from Sunday service for using the wi-fi at a table directly by the front entrance to work on this blog. Comments are closed.
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In Case You Were Wondering . . .Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. Archives
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