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1/13/2019

I've Gotta Find a New Place to Live

So I've been watching tenant makeup tutorials on Pornhub. I wanna make a good first impression.

Apparently, the trick is to use eyeliner and spit to draw attention away from your credit history and lack of verifiable income. 

Hmmm. . . 

*tries to spit in hand but is too dehydrated from all the coffee*

FUCK!!

*grabs her tent and a bucket instead*
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#SpILF
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PS: My apologies to the cafe and its patrons fresh from Sunday service for using the wi-fi at a table directly by the front entrance to work on this blog.

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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

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    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
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