From the theoretically still fertile woman who brought you PLOP! -- a much more emotional and meaningful menstrual publication -- comes LADY MOOD: A Mini Menstrual Memoir filled with stunted emotions, half-truths, and shitty folding.
I'll be dropping these this week like I just dropped that unfertilized egg on the bathroom floor.
"Sorry I missed your toilet, Bro. But you can wipe that up for me like I do your piss, right?"
29 COPY LIMITED EDITION: The typical max days in my cycle. Unless, of course, I'm too thin to menstruate. Then, ya know . . . it's just whenever there's enough of me around to bleed again.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.