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5/5/2018

I'm Going to See a Man about a Windows Phone

Shhh, friends, come close. . .

​I'm afraid there's not much time.

​I think someone's caught wind of my Windows Phone and is trying to sabotage me.

​My charger is no longer working, and my battery is CRITICALLY LOW. 

I'm going to venture out tomorrow to look for a new charger for my Windows Phone.

​I heard of a community that lives underground, somewhere out toward the Sunset -- a  whole Mad Max meets Waterworld meets Caddyshack sort of vibe. I got the name of a guy from a dude I met at the park to see about for the charger. And a list of things his people need down there to help me barter: a yellow Anrgy Birds pillow, a case of 5-hour Energy shots, and a hand written YouTube link for a tutorial on how to play Far East Movement's "Fly Like a G6" on guitar. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVaqtyv0Ck

Wish me luck.

If I can't find this charger, that may be it for me having a phone for awhile.

Then you'll just have to catch me on the internet, when I have wi-fi.

Or via old school channels: smoke signals, pigeons, FACE-TO-FACE interaction.
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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
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