Which would make sense because I fell in love with him pretty much immediately. But it turns out, he wasn't just admiring himself on the internet. He was collecting evidence for a court case. He's suing me because he doesn't like his angles. And because I didn't get a signed release.
Turns out, most cats in San Francisco have their own lawyers to help keep their assets safe. Makes sense -- wouldn't wanna lose the kitty condo over one bad PR move. Comments are closed.
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