Which would make sense because I fell in love with him pretty much immediately.
But it turns out, he wasn't just admiring himself on the internet.
He was collecting evidence for a court case.
He's suing me because he doesn't like his angles.
And because I didn't get a signed release.
Turns out, most cats in San Francisco have their own lawyers to help keep their assets safe. Makes sense -- wouldn't wanna lose the kitty condo over one bad PR move.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.