Then I thought to myself, why?
Am I that jaded I've given up on the idea of finding true love amongst the aisles of rejected yet still perfectly functional items?
If anything, this sounds like the perfect place for romance. After all, don't we all just want to be that 6-pack of 2-sided sponges no one thinks will even be worth that dollar, but ends up being better than anyone could have ever imagined in the end?
I know I do.
So, I say, if you're going to be sitting in a tree -- K-I-S-S-I-N-G -- why not a Dollar Tree?
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.