Just tell them, "We're doing a comedy show."
They will then just drive away because - apparently - they don't want to come to our shows either.
(To clarify, Cristin didn't do a set; he just kept running toward the light.)
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.