(I used to teach second grade.)
I realize that my posts lately have had a lot to do with mortality. Sorry about that.
You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and counteract that by focusing on the opposite. Yeah . . . I'm gonna focus on the dawn of life. In fact, I'm gonna focus on having a baby! Yes, a shiny, new, life-filled baby!!!
Who wants to impregnate me?
I'll wait . . .
In the meantime, I'll share this little fun fact with you: Sperm can live inside the human body for up to 5 days. Then after that, IT DIES.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.