Please behold one of my original existential explorations, written when I was in kindergarten. Note that the fins on the cover were specifically designed to be left loose so they could be manipulated as if water were flowing through them, but the laminating machine stole that vision. *shakes head* Publishers.
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.