Get on the D-List This Week!
There's no list. All of these shows are free. You can just show up. Or not. Whatever. It's your life. Do what you want with it.
But if you do show up, and you wanna say my name at the door or the bar, please do. Then study the look on that person's face, and understand that this is what being on the D-List looks like.
Can you also catch me other places this week, like open mics? Most likely. Why? Because I'm a sick, sick person who should just accept the fact that I was put on this earth to be a retail packaging copywriter, but I'm just not ready to acknowledge that I'm on the cusp of living my dream life if I would just leave all this comedy nonsense behind. Sometimes accepting what would REALLY make you happy takes time.
Tuesday, June 6
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.