Get on the D-List This Week!

There's no list. All of these shows are free. You can just show up. Or not. Whatever. It's your life. Do what you want with it. 

But if you do show up, and you wanna say my name at the door or the bar, please do. Then study the look on that person's face, and understand that this is what being on the D-List looks like.

Can you also catch me other places this week, like open mics? Most likely. Why? Because I'm a sick, sick person who should just accept the fact that I was put on this earth to be a retail packaging copywriter, but I'm just not ready to acknowledge that I'm on the cusp of living my dream life if I would just leave all this comedy nonsense behind. Sometimes accepting what would REALLY make you happy takes time.

​Tuesday, June 6
Tickle Your Bone Comedy
Brigett's Last Laugh
​8:00 pm

Hey, remember this show last summer, and John Henry posted this pic, and I was self-conscious about how I looked, and then that one guy found this picture on the internet and asked me if I was pregnant?

Yeah, I barely remember it either.

Let's see how fat I look this time!

Hosted by John Henry, with yours truly, Jennifer Capati, Ameer Thamer, Cristin Davis, Durrell Johnson, Adam Brewer, and Ricky Brindly.

​Thursday, June 8
​Plazma
8:00 pm

I'll be headlining this new show created by Michael Palladino!

Come out and support a new night of live comedy and see if I've made any emotional progress during the month of May. I'm betting I'll have grown up like a ton . . . like I'll be sporting the emotional maturity of a 15 year old by curtain call. This type of adult perspective is not to be missed. 

Plazma
1560 E Osborn Rd 
​Phoenix, AZ 85014

​Thursday, June 8
This Week Sucks, Tonight!
Crescent Ballroom
11:00 pm

Come get your weekly dose of news and see what madness the men have in store!
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I think the biggest question is: Has Michael Turner seen Moonlight? ​

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