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12/23/2017

DIY Ronnie D Holiday Card!

Step 1) Choose the image you IMMEDIATELY gravitate toward.
Picture
Cute holiday kitty, found in the Hidden House alley one night when I was wasted, complete with my grandmother's Hip Swinging Santa that I inherited. (Yes, the one I stole the batteries from so I could use my vibrator.)
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Me shopping for knives off the 40 when I had bigger tits.

Step 2) Write your own holiday message. Only you know what you want me to say to you. Just have me say it. I'd get it all wrong anyways. 

Step 3) Start over if you want. Winter is cold. And long. I can send more pics if you need 'em. I've got a super festive one of a headless doll on trash day too.

__________________________ to you!!!

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​#ChristmasEveEve


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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
    Please.

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