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12/26/2018 Coping Mechanism #696When faced with having to do a lot of stuff and make a lot of decisions in a very short amount of time, instead of doing any of that, dance as if you're a GIGANTIC, robotic, fire-breathing dinosaur for at least an hour before you get into the shower.* It helps if you're wearing a green sweater. It really helps if you fell asleep in a green sweater the night before. Oh, shit. Wait. . . Wait. . . I'm an alligator now. Oooh. . . *Obviously, don't have the water running; that's just wasteful.
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