Come See Me and My Big, Red Nose

So where have I been? I've been home sick for days like a little baby, trying to convince the cats to make me some soup or get me a Tsoynami or rub my feet or get off the couch and put on a movie when I got tired of watching Little House on the Prairie reruns. It was all in vain though because, apparently, they're just a couple of little feline freeloaders. 

I missed you.

Did you miss me?

Did you think about me as much as I thought about you? I thought about you all the time. I thought about you when I was drinking my tea. And when I was watching Little House on the Prairie, and Ma and Pa took a holiday away from the girls. And when I blew my nose and saw blood. I started thinking maybe we should take a few days off and head out to the coast, just like Ma and Pa did. Doesn't that sound fun? Oh my god, that sounds like so much fun! I'm so excited!! We could even leave tomorrow . . . 

Wait.

Shit.

I have a show tomorrow night, so I can't. Oh well . . . maybe another time, hey?

Featuring Anwar Newton and Michael Turner, with Yours Truly, Jessie Johnson, Forbes Shannon, Derek McFarland, EJ Nonstop, and Luis Alvarez.

Crescent Ballroom: 308 N 2nd Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85003