A kinda just "eh" post-holiday movie about a spinster and her cats staring at an empty, dark fireplace cluttered with Halloween decorations she hasn't put away yet because she apparently developed a new issue this past Fall called: I Can't Put the Halloween Decorations Away Yet.
RUN TIME: 676 minutes
In Case You Were Wondering . . .
Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything.