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3/19/2018

Bruxom Babe

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Why yes, ADA, I do clench my teeth.

​Something fierce. 

But I'm not doing it peacefully in a nice, clean bed with a stable partner who is concerned about whether or not I'm so stressed out that I clench my teeth.

I'm doing it alone on my couch, with one of my cats, the other one off somewhere in the distance, vomiting loudly -- hopefully on the pile of blankets he already vomited on -- while I wish I could afford your medically recommended $695 mouth guard, but I just spent $695 on the vomiting cat, sooo, you know, I guess I'll just keep on clenching my teeth. Maybe put a little lavender oil on the soles of my feet.

Thanks though. 

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    In Case You Were Wondering . . . 

    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

    Go ahead and read it. What else are you gonna do anyways? Work? 
    Please.

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