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4/30/2018

San Francisco Is Right Down the Street

If you aren't going to sleep anyways. 

So I'm in San Francisco now.

Rolled into my brother and brother-in-law's place after 3am the other night. 

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW: We have another guest, but you won't have to worry about him in the house. He lives in his van. 

ME: Oooh, is he straight?

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW: No.

ME: Of course. *sigh* 
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(FYI: This is not my brothers' street.)

4/27/2018

I'd Rather Be in the Desert

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4/23/2018

Lady Mood 3: The Saga Continues!

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Previously, in LADY MOOD:

​I bled, I fell in love, my ex died, my dude ghosted me, my mom died, my dude came back, my dude left again, my personified lady system rhymed its own version of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" in preparation of ovulation, and my uterus committed seppuku in the face of new, potential suitors.

Where are we now? 

There's only one way to find out. . . 

LADY MOOD!

Craving the drama that rivals your soaps? 

Get at me. 

I've got 29 copies of this month's memoir; I can write your name on one in my menstrual blood. 

Otherwise, pick up your copy at your local dive bar bathroom, the drive-thru menu at Dairy Queen, or the coffee shop that keeps removing my publications because WHAT CREATES LIFE isn't family friendly, apparently.

If you miss out on this cycle, you'll have to wait till next month. And next month marks six years since I've had a drink. Annnd it's Mother's Day. 

So stay tuned!

Unless, of course, I don't bleed in May for some reason. 

​You never know. 

Menstruation is short; soak it up while you can.

4/23/2018

Shows This Week!

Are these the only places I'll be sharing far too much about my personal life with strangers?

Absolutely not.

There's always the open mics.

And the gas station.
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​Wednesday, April 25
Through Being Cruel Comedy Party
8:00 pm
FREE!!

Comedy, drinks, snacks, and video games??

Yeah, I know - I'll see you there!

Booked show at 8, open mic to follow. (Though you'll most likely be following me to the Quail, right? RIGHT?? Right.)
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Wednesday, April 25
Quail Lounge
Sign-ups at 8:30, Show at 9:00
FREE!

It's always weird and awesome at the Quail. 

What's gonna happen this week?

Who knows?

BETTER COME TO THE QUAIL.

4/17/2018

Happy Tax Day!

4/17/2018

It's Almost Wednesday

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4/16/2018

Still Not Married Is NSFW

It's come to my attention that some of you are receiving this message when you try to read my blog at work.
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Apparently, I've said a certain word one too many times.

Lame.

But hey, that makes my blog the Bad Boy now. 

And you know what they say about the Bad Boy. . .
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4/10/2018

Vegas, Denver, Albuquerque -- I'm Comin' at Ya!!

I even washed my jeans.
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4/10/2018

Follow Me on Facebook and Twitter!

Since I have a Windows Phone, I can't blog away from my computer. 

So follow me on social media to make sure you don't miss anything really important, like an update to my marital status or what I ate for "breakfast" at 3 in the afternoon.

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4/9/2018

I Hate to Break It to You, Baby. . .

But you're probably not gonna get that second date.
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    Sometimes Ronnie D writes funny stuff. Sometimes she writes desperate teenage prose. Most times she just slams her feeble, little woman-hand onto the keyboard in an attempt to feel something, anything. 

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