Ronnie D avoids the "real world" by divulging too much information about her personal life to strangers. She enjoys binge eating, knocking on wood, dwelling on what might have been, knocking on wood, avoiding eye contact in the mirror, knocking on wood, having delusions of grandeur, knocking on wood, trying to convince her cats to do the dishes, knocking on wood, internet stalking her exes' babies, knocking on wood, and hiking.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT RONNIE D
"I threw up a little in my mouth, then I was kind of turned on."
-- Random Audience Member
"I've never seen someone fuck a heart before."
-- Another Comedian
"All she does is talk about her pussy. She goes on and on and has no point. There is nothing smart about her comedy at all."
-- Former Comedy Club Owner
"When Ronnie D finally stops getting her period, we'll never hear the end of it."
-- Trevor Skies of TrevorSkies.com
-- Random Audience Member
"I've never seen someone fuck a heart before."
-- Another Comedian
"All she does is talk about her pussy. She goes on and on and has no point. There is nothing smart about her comedy at all."
-- Former Comedy Club Owner
"When Ronnie D finally stops getting her period, we'll never hear the end of it."
-- Trevor Skies of TrevorSkies.com